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review added: 6/1/99
1992 (1999) - Meteor Film
Productions/B.V. Lenox Holding Amsterdam (Anchor Bay)
review by Todd Doogan,
special to The Digital Bits
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras): B-,
Specs and Features
98 mins, NR, letterboxed widescreen (1.85:1), single-sided,
single-layered, Amaray keep case packaging, theatrical trailer,
commentary with director Rudolph Van Den Berg, and original writers
Roy Frumkes and Rocco Simonelli, crew biographies, film-themed menu
screens with music, scene access (23 chapters), languages: English &
Dutch (DD 2.0), subtitles: English
All you people who
claim that horror has gone the way of the dodo - well, you're
probably right. These days, theaters are a horrible place to catch a
really good scare flick. Hell, even if one comes out, there are too
many teenagers either in the theater, or in the movie itself, to
fully enjoy it anyway. The only place one can catch a well-made
horror film these days is on DVD. DVD has quickly become the home
for great movies that can scare the pants off you, and it's the
smaller companies like Elite and Anchor Bay that are pumping them
out. Recently, Anchor Bay released a really great horror flick with
the unfortunate name The Johnsons.
If you haven't heard about it, well, let me tell you, if you like
'em scary, go out and pick this movie up.
The Johnsons tells the tale of
seven young boys who, the legends say, will one day raise up the
evil god Xangadix, and bring the downfall of mankind. To do this,
they must create a rainfall of bloodshed, murder and rape.
The Johnsons is an export from
Holland, and even with a cool opening crawl and hospital scene, the
film doesn't really look like it's going to amount to much at the
beginning. There's a piss poor fetal-like monster rising out of a
lake, a bad fire effect, and some guy covered in mud -- whoopee. But
if you stick with it, you'll find a huge film packed with fright,
blood and some pretty disturbing images.
I was pretty excited when I found the disc - I'd heard about the
film for a few years, but never was able to find the damn thing.
Then, lo and behold, here it is on DVD. I've been a happy camper for
a week. The film is really enjoyable, especially during the best
part of the film, when the Johnsons themselves storm a high rise
looking for their "lady love". I put "lady love"
in quotes, because it's a mystery for the audience exactly what the
Johnsons are after.
As I said, The Johnsons is a
bloody romp, but unlike a lot of other bloody romps that have
surfaced in the last few years, there is an underlying fear factor
to this film, thanks mostly to the nightmarish images put on screen
by director Rudolf Van Den Berg. He's a talent I hope to see working
in America soon - he really delivers stunning work.
On to the disc - The Johnsons
looks pretty good, especially for an Anchor Bay DVD. There is a tad
bit of compression noise, especially in the dark area, but mostly
the transfer is okay. The sound is really good - the English dub is
really well done, as is the Dutch track. Along with the Dutch track,
you get optional English subtitles that are very well written and
placed, so they're easy to understand, and stand out nicely against
the picture. There's a few extras on the disc, to make the purchase
easier as well: a nice trailer, bio information, and a great
commentary track featuring Van Den Berg and the two American writers
of the first draft of the screenplay, Roy Frumkes and Rocco
Simonelli (the guys who brought us The
Substitute). They go over the complete history of the
making of the film, and a bunch of fascinating facts about the film
- it's a good listen.
The Johnsons is a disc well
worth picking up, even just for the good horror tale itself.
Although the picture isn't perfect, it's a good step forward for
Anchor Bay. I'd say, if you're a fan of horror, this is a movie you
shouldn't let slide under your nose.
THIS DISC IS CURRENTLY
OUT OF PRINT.