Site created 12/15/97.
review added: 11/5/99
Edition - 1997 (1999) - Walrus Films/Overseas Filmgroup,
review by Todd Doogan,
special to The Digital Bits
Disc Ratings (Video/Audio/Extras):
Specs and Features
99 mins, R, letterboxed widescreen (1.85:1), single-sided,
dual-layered (movie on one layer, extras on the other), Snapper case
packaging, 2 commentary tracks (one with director/co-writer Darren
Doane, and the other a "spoof" with Doane and producer Ken
Daurio), three deleted scenes, four music videos, "making of"
featurette, gag reel, location walk-through with Doane, commercial
for soundtrack album, 17 minutes from the original Godmoney
filming attempt, theatrical trailer, film-themed menu screens, scene
access (18 chapters), language: English (DD 3.0), subtitles: none
is one of those "must see" DVDs. But I don't think it's a "must
see" because it's a great movie. Frankly, it's not. It's "must
see" based on the disc's being a curiosity -- a conversation
piece if you will. Godmoney as
a DVD is a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, shoved up inside an enigma,
with a crisp, crunchy chocolate conundrum layer on the outside. Godmoney
is one of the most thorough DVD special editions ever created... and
yet I don't even know why it would deserve being one in the first
As a film, Godmoney is
mediocre at best. The story follows a young man named Nathan, who is
transplanted from gritty New York to sunny Los Angeles. Nathan, as
we first see him, ran into some trouble with the law. Or did he? All
we really know, is that he had some problems dealing drugs, and
tasting the samples a bit too often, and now he wants to leave that
part of his life behind. As it is slowly revealed to us, however,
whatever happened to Nathan in New York may have been of his own
doing -- and with Nathan, everything isn't always what it seems. In
LA, Nathan delivers pizza -- poorly. He doesn't have a vehicle, and
when you work in the Valley, you need a car. He's continually late
for work, and his pestering, spoiled roommate is not much help, with
promised rides that never happen. As it turns out, Nathan is late
with (and coming up short on) his rent. In comes Matthew, a trust
fund kid/small time drug dealer with high hopes of becoming a modern
day kingpin of suburbia. As portrayed by Bobby Field (write that
name down, because you'll never hear it again), Matthew is about as
charismatic as his haircut. Hearing Nate's money woes, Matthew
dangles a few carrots in front of Nathan, and as much as he wants to
fight it, Nathan ends up needing what Matthew has to offer. He takes
the bait -- hook, line and sinker.
What ends up happening storywise, is completely laughable. We are
forced to accept that Nathan, in a span of a few weeks, would need
so much and change so little, that he'd be willing to throw every
ounce of his moral fiber out the window, and screw up his life to
the point of... well, I don't want to give away the ending. Suffice
it to say, they stick it right on the screen with a giant pink
Post-It note. I truly dislike independent films with no soul. With
their empty dialogue and bad acting, they don't go very far with me.
You can brood, pose with a gun, and spout the F-word all you want,
but in the end, it's just not very impressive. Godmoney
is one of those movies that's pretending to be filled with sound and
fury, but in the end, proves that's it's just a bad case of gas.
BUT... (you knew that there was going to be a big "but'
somewhere didn't ya?)! Godmoney
does present a pretty remarkable "directing" talent. I'm
using the word "directing" loosely here, because lately
the word "director" is defined as someone who knows how to
use cool camera angles, editing techniques, and lighting gels.
Darren Doane knows those things and more, even if he doesn't show
himself very resourceful with actors (based on the performances he
gets in this film). Also, if he picks up a pen to write a story or
dialogue again, we should all collectively slap his hand until he
drops it. Godmoney tends to
look really cool and interesting, and with a good script, I really
think this guy could turn out to be something to be reckoned with.
Not that he isn't something now -- not at all. Doane is a huge force
behind alternarock videos on MTV, and several long form performance
videos for bands like Pennywise and Strife. His control of the
camera is intense, but also, in a way, cliché. I hate to say
something good and then punctuate it with something bad, but this
film needs it. On one hand, Doane shows great potential, but then
again, he isn't very original either. He gets into a grind that ends
up being repetitive and very MTV. Shakycam and jump cuts, over
saturation and poetry shots -- all are appropriate and watchable at
3 and 1/2 minute intervals. But at 99 minutes, it's yawn inducing.
Still, it's more a problem with the story and the script. Doane has
no other way to show his stuff, other than to make this film nothing
more than an extended video. And that video feel is helped immensely
by the film's soundtrack.
Let's get off the negative and jump on something positive -- Godmoney
has some killer music. Doane pulled in his client roster, and
showcases bands like Pennywise, Blink 182, Strife (who's lead
singer, Rick Rodney, plays Nathan), Rollins Band and MXPX. It's
pretty killer (and the soundtrack is available by itself, and is
definitely worth picking up on its own). I really enjoyed the music
in this film, and it's presented reasonably well (even if sometimes
the entire song gets played). Doane knows how to put images with
music, which makes him a great video director.
So what do we know now? Let's look: the movie is weak overall, but
looks pretty neat. Its look is burdened by its "too-MTV-looking"
camera style, but with a good script, Doane could probably put a
really cool flick out. The soundtrack pretty much rocks, but ends up
making the film look like a long video. The question begs to be
asked: what's it look like on DVD? Well, it looks pretty good, but
again, we're entering into another ring of hell.
Image does a great job with their DVDs. This one is no exception.
The source print is grainy and that shows through, but it's also
clean and well controlled. The disc looks really good for what it is
-- a very low-budget film. Sound-wise, with a DD 3.0 surround audio
mix, you get a pretty good feel. The music pumps, the special sound
effects ring out, and you won't have any question that you're
listening to a good DVD. There is not a damn thing wrong with the
video and sound on this DVD.
Where my eyebrows raise is with the extras. My first thought was, "why
have 'em in the first place?" I mean, don't get me wrong --
extras are great. But it's hard to understand why such a blah film
deserves this huge special edition treatment. But here it is, and
for the most part, it's pretty good. Among the good, is a commentary
track with Doane about the making of the film. He goes into great
detail about its origins, and all the different hoops he jumped
through to get it made. It's all the standard "first film"
stuff, but it's always a good thing to hear. Next, there's a "walk-through"
of the locations with Doane, showing where things in the film
actually took place, in a neighborhood in LA. It's a fun extra that
doesn't pop up much (if at all) on DVD. We also get a nice look at
the original version of the film, which originally starred Christian
Bale from Empire of the Sun.
Wow -- what a difference a few years will do for your style. The box
lists the footage at 12 minutes, although it's really a bit over 17,
and you can tell Doane had a long way to go. Eventually, he ran out
of money -- once you see the footage, you'll agree that was a good
thing. Once the money dried up, Doane started cutting his teeth on
music videos, before planned to go back to Godmoney.
The footage is poorly set-up, badly blocked, and is very grainy (but
digitally clean), and is a curiosity in and of itself. Throw in a
trailer, a commercial for the soundtrack, and three deleted scenes
(hosted by Doane), and you have a nice special edition for a movie
that you probably wouldn't care about otherwise. There is more, but
I have to present it separately.
On top of all of the above, there is also an additional commentary
track with Doane and the producer, Ken Daurio. It's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard in my life. Seriously. It's dubbed a "spoof",
and I originally thought that it would be a track where they make
fun of the film (a laMystery Science),
and do all sorts of goofy stuff, which might have been silly fun and
worth listening to, maybe once. Instead, it's a real honest to
goodness "spoof". The two filmmakers sit there and, for 99
minutes, pretend that they had a budget of 100 million dollars, and
make fun of every commentary track that's ever been done for a big
budget film. "See that tree? I made it with toothpicks,
fiberglass and epoxy. Cost about 300 thousand dollars, but it was
worth it to get the shot." That's not an actual quote, but it's
just about the same thing. This track is not funny. What IS sort of
funny, is a "gag" reel, which also isn't what one would
expect a gag reel to be. It's not bloopers or cut footage -- it's
scenes from the film, with someone doing silly dialogue, making fun
of it. There's also a 12 minute "making of" thing, that
goes over, well, the making of the film. For six or seven minutes,
it's really neat. Then all of a sudden, it goes into some religious
rant by Doane, that had me thinking of Andy Kaufman. Apparently
Doane is now a born-again Christian because of the film, and what it
took to get it made, and he goes on about his new convictions. If
it's real -- great for him. I just got the feeling that it was yet
another spoof. In the context of a DVD extra, it makes no sense
whatsoever. Lastly, there is a collection of what I guess are
Doane-directed videos, for what I think are bands playing what I'm
assuming are songs from the soundtrack. I don't know any of that for
sure, however, because there isn't a track listing, introduction, or
even credits for the videos. All I do know, is that there are four
videos, and I think the first one is Strife (because the lead singer
looks like Nathan). The videos and songs are pretty good, and I
would have liked to have known what bands they were, so I could go
out and pick up more of their music. The bands are really good, and
the videos are neat. Go figure.
Maybe now you see why I think Godmoney
is a "must see" DVD. This disc is one weird monkey. It may
not be anything you'd normally want to buy, but it's still something
worth checking out, just because of the fact that it exists like
this. Why it exists, is a question for Image and Darren Doane. The
whole thing is quite bizarre and slightly confusing -- but it does
have its moments. Some of the extras are textbook examples of what
to do right, and others are examples of what never to do. I think
fans of DVD special editions owe it to themselves to take a look at
this DVD, just to see what I'm talking about. After you do, drop me
a line and let me know what you think. Maybe someone out there will
love the film, and all these supplements, and be able to explain why
it kind of rocks. I doubt it, but I'm always willing to listen.