Welcome,
ladies and gentlemen, to The 6th Annual
Digital Bits Bitsy Awards. They're just like the Oscars
except we don't have to shut down Hollywood Boulevard for a week to
hand them out (although this year Doogan and Jahnke HAD planned to
do a lavish "Proud Mary" production number - it was cut
when they couldn't decide which one of them would be Rob Lowe and
which would be Snow White).
2004 was, in many ways, the year we'd all been waiting for since
the DVD format was launched. The DVD industry is now just that... an
industry. The product is now fairly consistent. Video and sound
quality, for the most part, is so predictably good that most of us
are bored writing about it. Extra features now seem more like
standard issue than bonuses. Where once only the most
cinema-obsessed nerd knew what an audio commentary was, now they're
punch lines on The Simpsons.
The downside to all this is that it's now very easy for all of us
to take this for granted. And the minute we start doing that is the
minute the quality starts to go downhill. If the studios think we're
not paying attention to video and audio issues anymore, they might
feel they can start cutting corners. And just because a DVD is
jam-packed with commentaries, featurettes, and other assorted
ephemera doesn't necessarily mean that any of them are worth sitting
through. Quality still outweighs quantity, and it's still the
exception and not the rule in terms of bonus material, no matter how
many discs the studios fill or how many times they re-issue an
existing DVD as "The Super Supremo Deluxe Ultimate Edition With
Cheese".
Selecting this year's award winners was a daunting task. When the
discs were good, they were amazing. There were more ties this year
than we've ever had before - not so much because we couldn't decide
on a single winner, but because we genuinely felt it important to
recognize the quality of more than one title in several categories.
We had no shortage of contenders for the Worst categories, either.
When a DVD let us down, it let us down hard.
One other note about these awards - each of the titles listed
herein can be pre-ordered directly from
Amazon.com
by clicking on the cover art or the links provided. Doing so helps
to support our work here on such things as The
Bitsys, so we do appreciate it.
At any rate, we've got a wagon-load of awards to distribute. So
make yourselves comfortable, pour a nice tall glass of water and get
ready to take the red pill. 'Cause it's time for...
The 6th Annual Digital Bits Bitsy Awards
- The Bitsys Reloaded!
Bill
Hunt, Todd
Doogan and Adam Jahnke
(your ever humble hosts)*
The
Digital Bits
*with special contributions by Barrie
Maxwell and Robert A. Harris,
as well as Matt Rowe, George
Bennett and Lindsay Planer
of MusicTAP. |